“Seriously, banning Trump seems like the only good thing Twitter has done in a decade. It’s the wheels versus the doors debate and when a guy says his cousin looks like a honey muffin. That’s basically it.” — JAMES CORDEN
Best Punchiest Punchlines (Ciao Amico Edition)
“Earlier today, President Biden met with the Italian prime minister at the White House. This was Mario Draghi’s first trip to Washington. Italian prime minister Mario Draghi – or as Joe Biden puts it, ‘Freddie Spaghetti.'” – JAMES CORD
“It was a friendly meeting. Biden opened with ‘Welcome, or as they say in your country, when you’re here you’re part of the family.'” — JAMES CORDEN
“That’s right: the prime minister is facing increasing opposition, even from his own party. When Biden heard this, he said, ‘Fine, man – me too. — JAMES CORDEN
Tracks Worth Watching
Seth Meyers commissioned his writers for his poorly written monologue jokes on Tuesday’s “Late Night.”
What We’re Excited For On Wednesday Night
Florence Welch will sit down with Jimmy Fallon and perform as Florence and the Machine on Wednesday’s “Tonight Show.”