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“Of course we have to get the oil elsewhere, so today Biden looked at Rudy Giuliani and said, ‘Let’s get you in the sauna, man. — JIMMY FALLON
“Fortunately, America produces most of its own oil. There’s Texas, there’s Alaska, there’s Rudy Giuliani, but it’s still not enough.” — TREVOR NOAH
“It’s like if this continues, the next ‘Fast and the Furious’ movie will take place on public transport.” — TREVOR NOAH
“That’s right, gas prices were already on the rise and are higher than ever with the decision to ban Russian oil. Gasoline prices are so high that Indy 500 was renamed Indy 5.” — JIMMY FALLON
“Gas prices are so high, this morning the parents said: ‘Well guys, we’re Amish now. Let’s get in the car – we’re taking the horse to school.” — JIMMY FALLON
“Gas prices are so high, Americans fill their cars with Red Bull and hope for the best.” — JIMMY FALLON
“But the good news is, it’s the perfect excuse to pretend you’re going back to the bike you bought and rode twice in the middle of the pandemic.” — JAMES CORDEN
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