(as of Feb 24,2020 23:48:06 UTC – Details)
White Kitchen Towels, For Those Who Pun-derstand
GIFTS FOR PUNNY PEOPLE! Please, let me have your pundivided attention! Because when it comes to funny dish towels, there are two kinds of kitchen towel. One, appreciates a good clever pun, while the other jokes about girls getting drunk or some other basic stereotype. And that’s ok for some, but if your friends are pun lovin’ and love cooking up laughs like we do, these puns make perfect sense.
SET OF 4 FUNNY TEA TOWELS: Why gift one, when you can give four ways to brighten someone’s day. Forget stress relief toys for adults because this set of towels will have them giggling or eye-rolling EVERY day. Either way, you did them a favor! Set includes: Stressed Spelled Backwards Is Desserts. Just Beat It. You Wanna Pizza Me. Don’t Go Bacon My Heart. Why not split the pack and gift to 4 friends?
DISHTOWELS OR TEA TOWEL? The confusion is real and the definition is blurred. These are flour sack kitchen towels. 100% cotton tea towels, 6.75oz. For some, the absorbency is fine, and others it’s not. But you don’t have to worry about the absorbency because you already know it’s a novelty towel and made for “Cooking Up Laughs”! But you will notice, the more you wash it the more absorbent it gets!
MACHINE WASHABLE: Some towels curl up, lint up, and lose their print. These, are NOT those. That’s because they’re tight weave 100% cotton with a Flat-Hem Edge, black pro fabric ink, and pre-shrunk to 22 x 17” so they won’t shrink on you! Not only durable, but they also get softer with every wash!
GUARANTEED PUN: Utilitarian tool, or pun decoration? Pop them in a gift basket as house warming presents, neighborhood welcome, wedding gifts or funny gifts for men and women, and take bets on who uses them, who laughs, and who rolls their eyes (… but secretly loves them). Either way, if they make anyone sad, we’ll refund or replace. So, let’s cook up some laughs together, with puns intended!