Rudy Giuliani’s Bully 9/11 Speech Leaves Late Night Servers Behind

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‘What is he doing?’

This weekend, the 20th anniversary of the 9/11 attacks, doesn’t seem like good fodder for late-night humor. But that was until Rudy Giuliani got involved.

On Saturday, Giuliani turned a commemorative speech into a rambling, unfunny, yet hilarious monologue. Queen He impersonated Elizabeth and strangely recalled his encounters with Prince Andrew.

Trevor Noah was one of the midnight hosts who responded with bewildered amusement.

“The people watching your speech went off the rails when they said, ‘I wish this guy talked more about 9/11.’ What is he doing?'” – TREVOR NOAH

On “Late Night,” Seth Meyers said there are reasons to agree with reviewers who suggested that Giuliani didn’t fully master his faculties.

I’m not saying Rudy’s drunk, but usually Brooklyn guys start impersonating the queen of England. – SETH MEYERS

“I think if Rudy auditioned for ‘America’s Not Talent’, he could add that tape to his screening reel. SETH MEYERS

Taco Bell Environmentalism

Taco Bell recently launched a program aimed at helping customers recycle the plastic in used sauce packs by mailing them back.

Noah said the idea deserves points for creativity, but it probably won’t do much to help the environment.

“This idea has all kinds of problems. First, the people who eat at Taco Bell don’t care about the environment. So they don’t even care about their own bodies.” – TREVOR NOAH

“Yeah, that’s a weird idea, but what did you expect? It’s Taco Bell’s job to come up with weird ideas. This is still a place to wrap a soft shell around a hard shell and wrap that in a Dorito’s chip – which is NS delicious, but do you really think environmental protection ideas would make sense?” – TREVOR NOAH

Best Punchiest Punchlines (MTA Edition)

“At the season opener for the Washington Football Team, a pipe in the stadium blew over a group of fans, and some people said it might have been a sewer. I do not know; Take a look. [Shows footage] A good omen for this season, you know? Washington is still looking for a team name; Too bad the Browns have already been taken.” – Jimmy Fallon

“Last week, an investigation concluded that the MTA subway outage that shut down 83 trains was caused by someone accidentally flipping a power switch. A man said, ‘So thaaaat’s what does that do.'” – SETH MEYERS

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