Jimmy Kimmel on North Korea’s First Reported Covid Outbreak

[ad_1] “North Korea reported its first coronavirus outbreak today and ordered all cities and counties to impose lockdown. Or as they say, ‘business as usual.’” — SETH MEYERS “How did Covid get into North Korea? Kid Rock played Pyongyang and didn’t he tell us about it?” – JIMMY WHO “When speaking to thousands of unionized …

Jimmy Kimmel: Today is ‘A Stunning Day in The History of This’

[ad_1] “Yes, when Biden first arrived, a Secret Service agent said, ‘Old McDonald is at the farm. EIEIO.’” — JIMMY FALLON “But it’s weird: Biden really got into a cornfield at one point and slowly disappeared: ‘The votes will come if you build it better,’” he said. — JIMMY FALLON Tracks Worth Watching Jimmy Fallon …

Jimmy Kimmel Finds Trump-Ordered Protesters ‘Impossible’ to Believe

[ad_1] “By the way, this weekend was Mother’s Day, of course. Happy Mother’s Day to all the mothers out there. I saw First Lady Jill Biden spend the day in Ukraine and meet the Ukrainian first lady. Yeah basically, Joe bought her an Edible Arrangement for Mother’s Day and Jill was like, ‘You know what? …

Jimmy Kimmel Ribs Republicans Via Ketanji Brown Jackson

[ad_1] “Well guys, confirmation hearings begin today for Supreme Court nominee Ketanji Brown Jackson. The trial will take four days. It’s basically the C-SPAN version of Coachella.” — JIMMY FALLON “Yeah, Jackson will face tough questions for days. He was like Brett Kavanaugh [imitating Kavanaugh slurring]: ‘It will be good. After the second day I …